Scattered Thoughts From an Improbable Mind

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twatbl0ck:

sassysadprincess:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

my old job when i worked at the steakhouse did this. if you told the server you were the DD then you got whatever non alcoholic drinks you wanted for free

Wow America step your fucking game up.

twatbl0ck:

sassysadprincess:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

my old job when i worked at the steakhouse did this. if you told the server you were the DD then you got whatever non alcoholic drinks you wanted for free

Wow America step your fucking game up.

(via commandercuddlebutt)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

its pretty great, since my dad has known that i have a girlfriend, he’s been throwing money that I should spend on her.

the lovely man just gave me 1000kr (around 200 usd!) for when she’s coming over this weekend

looks like we’re not exactly drinking the cheap wine this time around :3

If we’re gonna put pleasures into good and bad categories, I don’t think I’d put romantic or sexual company in the good one.

I think that, like consumerism or addiction and stuff, sexual desire is more fueled by desire for the next thing than embracing the present.

Personally it’s more a satisfaction than a pleasure when you finally achieve something, affection or orgasm or intimacy.

When people discard simple pleasures to get down to “what really matters”. I think it’s odd that company of a mate is usually in that pool.

Get anub’rekt

snowce:

The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (2013)

(Source: likebookends, via actuallygrimes)

memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

(Source: fuks, via brr-thisisxt)

not-terribly-elegant:

theroguefeminist:

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We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

(via commandercuddlebutt)